10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.