10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.