10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers