10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike