10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.