10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.