10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it