10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.