10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.