10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes