10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."