10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer