10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.