10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers