10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed