10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth