10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."