10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)