10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"