10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha