10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."