10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.