10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim