10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth