10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.