10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer