10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha