10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.