10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway