10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson