10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike