10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."