10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP