10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm