10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.