10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!