10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.