10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...