10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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