10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters