10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is