10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --