10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm