10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury