10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders