10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986