10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."