10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.