10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fook the floosh droo!