10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.